It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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