i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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