Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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