I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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