Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There's always time for handjobs
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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