Dual....:-)
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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