Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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