Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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