I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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