But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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