I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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