Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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