I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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