In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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