Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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