i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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