i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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