why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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