Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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