careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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