How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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