at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
People with herpes should wear stickers.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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