She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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