How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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