How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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