he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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