Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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