I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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