This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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