Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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