Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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