And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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