why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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