oh god the rape fog is back!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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