she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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