This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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