i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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