They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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