That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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