WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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be right there i have to get my cape
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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