just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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