He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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