Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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