Someone shit on the floor
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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