is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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