well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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