so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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