I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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