THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
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how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Who died my cat blue again?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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