He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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